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36+24+36 Pre-requisites to not be single

Bubble bubble toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Eyes of a deer. Lips of a duck. Neck of a swan. Legs of a buck. Hands as soft as silk. Bathed in donkey milk. Megan's chest, and Kim's waist. Bold as a baboon, but with French grace. Not too short, nor too tall. Walk in heels, don't slip and fall. Show some skin, not too fat nor thin. Physical beauty isn't everything. Professor wants the perfect little girl. Dash of poise, the broth is swirled. Sugar and spice, and everything nice. "Accidentally" knock in some chemical XXX. Boil the potion, throw in a hex. Caters to your need, does not show greed. Charms all men, but never befriends. Treats you like a king, also dominates in bed. A slutty angel, enough has been said. Set the cauldron to simmer. Sprinkle some cash to be the winner. The ideal woman that eludes us all. Now available in an outlet at the nearest mall.

Goa again and again

Goa I have been wanting to see the Carnaval forever and I finally did! I have done everything a visitor can do while they are in Goa. From cruises to churches, from fish to Feni, from babinka to beaches. I have been camping in Goa on a class trip, spent my sweet sixteen with my two besties, had the college trips and much more. My impressions and memories from Goa are great in number, but I have tried to stick to the interesting ones. The Panjim Church is iconic, but Dona Paula is more serene and I prefer going there rather than visiting the busy market near the church. Seeing the interior of the Panjim church first time ever was an experience. It was ornate. But the sunsets at Dona Paula were romantic and somehow better.  We have strolled in the Portuguese colony. It is quite quaint and beautiful. Got told off by a mad lady. Got some pretty good clicks. Invented the traffic mirror selfie.  Sitting near the Municipal Building of Goa. Shade of the trees  and couples hanging...