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36+24+36 Pre-requisites to not be single


Bubble bubble toil and trouble.
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Eyes of a deer. Lips of a duck.
Neck of a swan. Legs of a buck.
Hands as soft as silk. Bathed in donkey milk.
Megan's chest, and Kim's waist.
Bold as a baboon, but with French grace.
Not too short, nor too tall.
Walk in heels, don't slip and fall.
Show some skin, not too fat nor thin.
Physical beauty isn't everything.
Professor wants the perfect little girl.
Dash of poise, the broth is swirled.
Sugar and spice, and everything nice.
"Accidentally" knock in some chemical XXX.
Boil the potion, throw in a hex.
Caters to your need, does not show greed.
Charms all men, but never befriends.
Treats you like a king, also dominates in bed.
A slutty angel, enough has been said.
Set the cauldron to simmer. Sprinkle some cash to be the winner.
The ideal woman that eludes us all.
Now available in an outlet at the nearest mall.

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